Christmas Gift Ideas

It's getting to that time of the year where we should all be thinking about what to put under the tree. Here are just a few ideas--

FIRST EVER! It's finally here. The shirt that allows you to show off your expensive ties ~what a great idea~ Weave them through the collar of this unique design to create a masterpiece that's all your own. Perfect for the man who has everything! Exclusively fashioned with American ingenuity and European style. Exquisite craftsmanship, shaped fit, superior quality fabric, double pearl buttoned cuffs.Choose from three colors: Winter Frost White, Sky Blue, Midnight Black. ONLY $227.00! *Guaranteed to make you the biggest idiot in the room.

THE PORTABLE BACKYARD ICE RINK. When temperature drop below 32 degrees F, this portable unit turns any backyard into an ice rink. Easy to assemble with no tools, the rink is ready to use after two to three days of freezing temperatures. The design accommodates unlevel terrain, and in case of a thaw or rain, it keeps water inside the rink. A patented PVC frame protects the liner from skate and shovel cuts; vinyl liner protects grass underneath. UV protected. Instructional video and vinyl repair kit included. Blue and red lines mark hockey zones just like professional ice hockey rinks. Average ice thickness is 2 1/2". Ages 4 and up. ONLY $699.95 *You want one...you know you do.

"ALIVE" CHIMPANZEE: So real, it's unreal! Hollywood "F/X" animatronics. Now this is a real robot. The amazing "Alive" Chimpanzee is a life-size, lifelike product of the latest Hollywood "F/X" animatronics - state-of-the-art robotic technology dedicated to making machines that look, sound and act like real animals. This extraordinary creature is an extremely responsive, highly intelligent "primate" robot whose artificial intelligence, emotional range and keen sensors allow him to interact with humans and his environment in fantastic ways. Sharper Image's worldwide exclusive "Alive" Chimpanzee is yours to give or get for under $150 - the first high-quality animatronics robot ever designed for home (or office!) entertainment. Life-size bust stands 11" high. ONLY $149.95 *Perfect for your jungle room!

ATM BANK works like a real one.When the kids deposit their allowance (coins or bills), this savings bank adds it up. Like a real bank, it won't allow overdraws, and the "vault" is protected by a combination lock. Comes with a "debit card" -just swipe to get your balance. With sound effects and grownup-like features, this bank makes it fun to save and learn about banking. Includes two AA batteries. 5"W x 11"H x 4 3/4"D. ONLY $29.95 *For your spoiled little brat.