fair-goers

This is why County Fairs scare me.

key west pics

Sorry we haven't posted in a while...things have been a bit hectic lately. We will get back to it soon.

In the mean time, there are some new pictures from our trip to Key West.

home depot reports record setting vanity sales

3 separate incidents involving an estimated $400,000 worth of marijuana and cocaine found hidden in vanities have popped up in Home Depot stores across Massachusetts. Locals demand "Do It Yourself" workshop (okay, just kidding about the workshop... as far as I know)

doh!

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush, who often teases members of the White House press corps, apologized Wednesday after he poked fun at a reporter for wearing sunglasses without realizing they were needed for vision loss.

(cnn.com)

impeach for peace

Impeach Bush yourself! This is much more than just a petition.
There's a little known and rarely used clause of the in the rules for the House of Representatives which sets forth the various ways in which a president can be impeached. Only the House Judiciary Committee puts together the Articles of Impeachment, but before that happens, someone has to initiate the process.

That's where we come in. In addition to the State-by-State method, one of the ways to get impeachment going is for individual citizens like you and me to submit a memorial. ImpeachforPeace.org has created a new memorial based on one which was successful in impeaching a federal official in the past. You can find it on their website as a PDF.

You can initiate the impeachment process yourself by downloading the memorial, filling in the relevant information in the blanks (your name, state, etc.), and sending it in.

More information on the precedent for submitting an impeachment memorial, and the House Rules on this procedure, can also be found at the above address.

If you have any doubts that Bush has committed crimes warranting impeachment, read this page.

If you're concerned that impeachment might not be the best strategy at this point, read the bottom of this page.

link

the ten things i hate about commandments

parrots on a plane

From the makers of Snakes on a Plane comes..... PARROTS ON A PLANE

no, really....link

got questions? nsa has answers.

Dear NSA is here to help harness the collective knowlege of everyday folks, just like you.

Q: Where did I leave my keys?
A: Inside pocket of your gray jacket (it's hanging in the front closet).

Q: What should I get my wife for her birthday?
A: Blue sundress from Calypso, size 12. Also note that she likes to have her toes licked.

Q: Is now a good time to buy Google?
A: Unfortunately, due to strict federal laws NSA cannot provide stock tips.

Q: Can I substitute margarine for butter in my Toll House cookie recipe?
A: We know that you've been smoking pot.

Q: What should I have for dinner?
A: You've been eating a lot of Chinese and pizza -- how about some Turkish?

Web Site Privacy Policy:
We respect your privacy, and absolutely promise not to keep any records of your visit.
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Dear NSA is proud to serve US residents. Non-US residents should share their thoughts with the CIA.

singing buck

not that you care, but...

There are a few new pictures in the Photo Album. Sorry we have been so lazy.

little tidbit: us military made san fran into a gay mecca

According to Ask Yahoo, San Francisco became a center for gay and lesbian people when the military adopted a policy of aggressively drumming queers out of the service and processed and discharged them in San Francisco. via boingboing.net

things have changed

The Montana Sedition Project collects the stories of Montanans who were jailed for saying the wrong thing during WWI.



On March 15, 1918, Wyman said to divers persons...in speaking of the atrocities reported to be committed by the German soldiers, that our soldiers would act in the same way and commit the same atrocities...and that soldiers of the U.S. Army are no better than the German soldiers. Sentence: 6-12 years

In March 1918, a third-degree committee in Forsyth grilled Starr about Liberty Bonds and forced him to kiss the flag. "What is this thing anyway?" he asked. "Nothing but a piece of cotton with a little paint on it, and some other marks in the corner there. I will not kiss that thing. It might be covered with microbes." Sentence: 10-20 years

mario - live

One more reason never to play D & D!

"Leeroy Jenkins!"

oooouuuuch!

Turn up the volume for the full effect.

animusic

Pretty neat.

Par 4 for the Sandhill Crane?

Worry not my friends. Apparently the Bush Administration has declared that we have gained 715,300 acres of wetlands since 1997. However, the "wetlands" taken into account consisted not only of our natural wetlands, but also of manmade ponds, water hazards, and reservoirs. Read this Field and Stream article to get the details.

T-T-T-Too Much Time on My Hands

What do you get when you have a couple of college students with too few (or too unimportant) classes and a video camera??? Epic Pong Shots!

Pretty amazing... I can't wait 'till summer!

poodle workout

One of the most important features of a standard poodle (never overlooked by the judges) is the quality of its chest. Mariko has some more working out to do.

microsoft corporation, circa 1978

Check the guy in the lower left......... that's Bill Gates.

Paul Allen, the owner of the Seattle Seahawks, with a net worth around $20>billion, is on the far right, lower corner!!






















Would you have invested?

sell yourself

Sloganize Your Name!

"Any Time, Any Place, Adam."

"Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Nicole."

for chris

Ummm, yeah....apparently Samuel L. Jackson has a new movie coming out.

busted

Adam is just trying to make a few extra bucks.

i always thought that yanni was a mello dude

New Age musician Yanni charged with domestic battery in Palm Beach County

presidents get sick too

From George Washington's toothlessness, to Grover Cleveland's gout, to Franklin D. Roosevelt's polio, to Ronald Reagan's Alzheimer disease, and finally to George W. Bush's colon polyps, presidents throughout history suffer from the same diseases and ailments like the rest of us.

Find out what diseases you have in common with the leaders of the free world!

from healthinplainenglish.com

microsoft ipod

Very true.

innocent escapes

Bad hair day? Shopper's remorse? Or, just feeling lonely? The Brawney Man will make it all better.

might make you tear up

Update: For some reason the video no longer exists. Check out another version here.

can't wait

Nacho Libre = Hilarious

omg

A 54-year-old man in Ohio has been arrested after he was caught harvesting urine from a movie theater urinal in order to drink it.

"Listening to his describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," said a police officer.

Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.

Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves.

"He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Fithen said.

Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."

Link (via boingboing.net)

example of what not to do

On Notes from the Technology Underground, Bill Gurstelle reports that a 46-year-old Wyoming man did something foolish with a big balloon and some welding gas.

All the windows were blown out, the vehicle doors were bent towards the outside and the roof was pushed about a foot higher than normal. [The occupants said] that they were taking a balloon to a Super Bowl party -- a balloon filled with acetylene, a very explosive gas used in welding -- so they could blow up the balloon while celebrating. However, on the drive, the balloon rolled across the back seat, possibly causing static electricity, and igniting the gas, causing it to explode.The couple said a passer-by gave them a ride home. Deputies called in an ambulance, who took the couple to Swedish Medical Center for possible shrapnel wounds and broken eardrums. Norman Frey, 46, faces a charge of possession, use, or removal of explosives or incendiary devices. He faces two to six years in prison. (boingboing.net)

pictures that make me laugh

Because I'm having a bad day.

not the most effective way to protest child porn

Man In Tiger Suit Climbs To Top Of St. Augustine Lighthouse

neato

Bird's Eye Tourist

It's not easy bein' green

Which Muppet are you?

After that, find out which Sesame Street character you are.

Adam's Results: Kermit and Big Bird!
Nicole's Results: Elmo and Fozzie!

Presidential Speechalist

Worried about public speaking? Have alot to say but not sure how to put it all together? Why don't you sleep on some of these ideas and see what sticks. Here are just a few of the many secrets of speechwriting as revealed to us by the man who writes all of our President's speeches .

yahoogled

When the cute dot com giants start flirting with bullies:

Yahoo and human rights: Shi Tao in prison in China! - Amnesty International
and
No Tibet or Tiananmen on Google's Chinese site - Markets - Times Online

Both companies I admire for simplicity and speed - but I'm realizing that I assumed (stupidly) that these virtues implied some sort of an ethical stance (quality = goodness). Scary to see these guys start to get tested...and fail - in my opinion.

Speed and simplicity can be applied to the design of a gallows as easily as it could a search engine I suppose. zefrank.com

brain food for the politically minded baby

made me crack up

hahaha

Beavis look alike

oh yes, we're addicted

There is only one Jack Bauer... And you'd better believe it!

- You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

- If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

- If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

- Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

- Every time you masturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not because you masturbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists.

- Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.

- Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

- Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

- 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

- Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days. Wait, that is a real fact.

- Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

- Jack Bauer let the dogs out.

- Superman wears Jack Bauer pyjamas.

- Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

- If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

- Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

- Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

- Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

- When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.

- When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.

- Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

- The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.

- Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

- Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

- People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

- It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent.
- Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

- Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why theres no life on Mars.

- When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer

- Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better do it.

hunt for Bin Laden

Experts provide valuable intelligence.

i want one sooo bad

I/O Brush: Painting with Patterns

click here for demonstration