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Turn up the volume for the full effect.
Worry not my friends. Apparently the Bush Administration has declared that we have gained 715,300 acres of wetlands since 1997. However, the "wetlands" taken into account consisted not only of our natural wetlands, but also of manmade ponds, water hazards, and reservoirs. Read this Field and Stream article to get the details.
What do you get when you have a couple of college students with too few (or too unimportant) classes and a video camera??? Epic Pong Shots!
One of the most important features of a standard poodle (never overlooked by the judges) is the quality of its chest. Mariko has some more working out to do.